"Snitch" (2013) is a film starring Dwayne 'The Rock' Johnson. Why we have to refer to him as Dwayne Johnson AND The Rock, I'll never know.
Anyway. This movie is NOT a Harry Potter stand alone film about Quidditch like I thought.
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| Though the 'Goblet of Fire' can still suck it. |
It's about drugs. Basically the plot is The Rock's son gets a shitload of Ecstasy in the mail and gets charged with possession with intent to distribute. The Rock, being a fantastic dad, helps the DEA catch some drug dealers so that his son can get off the hook. Because that's how our Justice System works.
Now as I mentioned, his son gets caught with A SHIT LOAD OF ECSTASY. The son justify it by saying that they only wanted to try it "once". Cause I ordered a box full of ecstasy just for one pill. That's right, I said ordered...like FedEx-ed
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| "I know! I'll have the Drugs mailed to me. The DEA will never think to check that!" |
The Rock then gets a man who just got out of prison for drug dealing to introduce him to that world so he can be a "snitch." That man was working an honest job, trying to get his life on track, and The Rock is just like "Hey my son who clearly broke the law is in jail and I want to get him out so let me rope you into your old ways."
What a dick.
Also you know who the people in this move with power are because they all have facial hair/goatees.
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| Wait? Where's Susan Sarandon??? |
So in conclusion - not a great movie. The best part about it was my black friend ordered Hot Tea at the concession stand and drank it during the movie. Oh well.
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