Criminal Masterminding

Growing up, I wanted to be a Criminal Mastermind. Dr. No, Lex Luthor, Xander Drax - All role models.

"And the shows called Everwood? Sure that sounds like a GREAT idea..."

Suck it Treat Williams.

Anyway, growing up they, and by that I mean everyone, tells you that you can be whatever you want. Which is kinda a lie right? I'll answer for you - "Right!"

Some Universities have a create your own major type thing. Some call it integrative arts. But I invented my own college major for criminal masterminding anyway.

 This is not to be confused with the University of Phoenix Online Associates degree in being a bad Henchman. I mean really, you got an associates degree but couldn't recognize that your Guard Partner was taken and decided to NOT sound the alarm.

I'm not bitter.

Anyway. The Criminal Masterminding Major has your basic Engineering, Chemistry, and Biology classes as well as extensive classes in Economics, Business, and International Politics.

You also have to take some public speaking courses for when you're showing Mr. Bond around your secret facility.

"Notice the exhaust port two meters wide just small enough for a proton torpedo. Design flaw you say, you know nothing about exhaust."

Finally theater classes.  A Criminal Mastermind needs to have theatrics around him to shock and awe. These all have to be taught by Alan Rickman.

Alan Rickman has played so many bad guys and yet his scariest is still a fish named Joe.

Kneel before Alan Rickman!

And that's what you need. Good luck kids!